JORDAN POTTER
Humour Snob
WHITE-OUT
Fairly racially discriminatory for an office supply
MANTICORE
See: Mythical creatures that should be/probably are band names
THE METRIC SYSTEM
Largely irrelevant
STUDIO ART
That’s cool, I was thinking about getting a job after school
THEATRE ARTS STUDENTS
Welcome, future banquet waiters
DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS
Roll for virginity!
CIRCUIT BENDING
When I was little, we called it “breaking things.”
JORDAN POTTER
Wrote this again. WTF Giles? Step yo game.