THE CAP CALENDAR
Mar 26 - Apr 1
// Celina Kurz

MONDAY MARCH 26


NO TANKERS RALLY
Oil tankers are nasty! I’m over them! They’re stupid! I can’t go to this because I literally have class all day long, but you should go! You can even meet up with other people from Capilano at 10:30 at Birch and head down in a big fun group! NO BLOOD FOR OIL! 12 PM. Vancouver Art Gallery. Free!

DIRTY SPELLS EP RELEASE SHOW
I don’t know these guys, but they have a super name – I’m into anything to do with witches/magic, I just think it’s cool. Opening for them are Ghost House, The Dirt, and Capilano Courier’s own pride son Colin Spensley’s band, EEEK! This show will probably be a little grunge. 9 PM. The Biltmore. $6.

WHO WANTS TO GO TO WARPED TOUR THIS YEAR
It will be sooooo funny and also you’ll get to see all your favourite bands from high school! The Used, Taking Back Sunday, Anti-Flag, AND Yellowcard are all playing. Like, seriously? Seriously! AND MORE! Aug. 4. Redmond, Washington. $22/40 (like so cheap are you joking)

GOLDIE’S JAZZ JAM
Weekly event, hosted by my friends David Blake and Wynston Minckler, along with Brent Mah who I don’t know very well; I actually don’t think I’ve met him. Be sure to show up early to catch the opening set, and stick around for the jam! 9 PM. Goldie’s Pizza

TUESDAY MARCH 27

THE TING TINGS
“Ughhhhh, I HATE them. Don’t go to this show. Most. Annoying. Band. Since. The New Testament.” – JJ Brewis. “Are they like, trying to be reggae or something?” – Marco Ferreira. Personally, I have no opinion on them. Maybe you should go! Maybe it’ll be fun. 8 PM. Commodore Ballroom. $38.50.

WHATEVER TUESDAY
It’s not a big deal. Whatever you’re worrying about, it’s seriously no biggie! Life goes on. Whatever. Face the world with a big, crazy grin; freak people out.

BAHAMAS @ THE MEDIA CLUB
From JJ: Toronto's Afie Jurvanen brings his new album "Barchords" to town. How is this guy only playing the Media Club? See him now before he blows up like City & Colour or something and then you can legit complain about all those things people complain about when a musician rightfully gets successful. 8 PM. The Media Club.

“DID YOU KNOW THAT THAT ’S ONE OF MY FEARS?”
“Wizard people?” “No, lizard people.” “Like the queen?” “No, not like the queen. What?” “See, look at this, ‘The queen: a lizard person’.” Close-to-real-life conversation here at the Courier office.

WEDNESDAY MARCH 28

MEDIA CLUB SHOW
Featuring The Copilots, Selina Koop & The Blanks, and Karma Sohn. I put this event in because my friend Nancy knows Selina Koop and apparently it’s weird for her because we’re both named C/Selina and our last names start with K and we also kind of look a bit alike. 8 PM. The Media Club. $8.

EAST VAN PICNIC
“Bring a picnic and enjoy live music and standup comedy in support of Kiwassa and Frog Hollow Neighbourhood Houses. Sponsored by Vancouver-Hastings MLA Shane Simpson.” Sounds like a good time AND a good cause! 7 PM. The Wise Hall. $20.

YOUNG JEEZY
When I asked everyone if they knew who Young Jeezy was, everyone was like, “Celinaaaaaa come oonnnnn why don’t you know aaaannnything.” Well, whatever guys. Apparently he was featured in a Rihanna song! I love Rihanna. Also an R Kelly song! 9:30. Plush Nightclub. $50–$150.

WORLD’S WEIRDEST POP-UP RESTAURANT
“TV host and chef Bob Blumer presents a one-night-only surprise-menu dinner to launch his new show World's Weirdest Restaurants.” Yum! Surprise food! 8:30 PM. The Waldorf Hotel. $38.

THE MORAL PROBLEM OF CHARITY
A thought-provoking idea! “As part of SFU Philosophers' CafeÅL, moderator Martin Hunt asks if charity is a good way of providing social services.” 7 PM. La Zuppa (1544 Lonsdale Ave.). Free!

THURSDAY MARCH 29

SHOW AT SPARTA CUS BOOKS
A show! Featuring Katie Clover from Oakland, Katie Caron, Haiku Charlie, Garland and Yarn, and Pedagogues. Also, a violin set from Peter Bavovsky! This sounds like it will be a very chill event. 7:30 – 10:30 PM. Spartacus Books. No price listed.

DISCORDER FUNDRAISER
Even though sometimes they publish things that are kind of silly, I still like Discorder and I totally support going to this fundraiser! The show features Man Your Horse, Sun Wizard, The Adulthood, and Village, as well as DJ Douggernaut. Also, swag and a silent auction! 9 PM. The Biltmore. $10.

THE CAMBIE BATHROOM BASH UNDERWEAR PARTY
The Cambie has new washrooms! Thank goodness. Fun Fact: I definitely puked in their old ones during reading week. Party! Anyways, they’re having drink and food specials, and the money raised “will be donated to the B.C. Cancer Society's The Underwear Affair for research for cancers below the waist.” Fun! 7 PM. The Cambie. No price listed.

FRIDAY MARCH 30

NORTH VAN SOCIAL CLUB EP. 2
The North Vanniest event that probably exists! This night features Mind of a Child, Free City Collective, and Criminal Caterpillar. Seriously, more North Van blood than the music video for Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe”. Free beer with paid entry! 9 PM. The Narrows. $10.

GROWING UP WITH HEROES
“U.S. Consulate General Vancouver, the First Nations House of Learning, and the First Nations Language Program at UBC present Zonnie Gorman, daughter of a Navajo Code Talker, who will discuss Growing Up with Heroes … the Navajo Code Talkers of World War II, a Daughter's Journey.” 11 AM. First Nations House of Learning (1985 West Mall). Free!

I WENT ON A DATE LAST WEEK AND IT’S SUPER COOL BUT I’M NOT SURE HOW I SHOULD ACT NOW
Like he’s really cool! He’s so cool. But how can you tell if someone thinks you’re cool??? Life is so complicated! I’ve never been in this situation before ever. And like, okay, 1) I keep getting worried that maybe he thinks I’m cool but I’m not making it clear that I also think he’s cool but 2) Then I switch to like, he probably doesn’t even like me! Like what is this? Do you guys know?

YAHOO ANSWERS
Has most of the answers. I feel like I should write about my date on Yahoo Answers. And it’s like, is he posting stuff that appeals to me on Facebook ON PURPOSE to trick me into having a crush on him? BECAUSE IF SO, IT’S WORKING.

SATURDAY MARCH 31

UP COAST: SOME RAP BATTLES
My friend Stuart (rapper name: Pigsty) is battling at this! You should check it out, he’s really good at rapping. There will be 12 KOTD (I don’t know what this means) and GZ (don’t know what that means either) battles. Rap! I don’t know what it is, really. 7 PM – 2 AM. The Media Club. $18.

GLADYS KNIGHT
According to her Wikipedia page, she is referred to by some as the “Empress of Soul”, and this is sure to be a memorable show. If I had the money, I would totally go. 8 PM. River Rock Casino. $74.50+.

STANLEY PARK YOUNG NATURALISTS : SPACE INVADERS
I love stuff that’s educational!!! “Kids 5-14 can weave their own traditionally inspired baskets while recovering habitat from introduced invaders. More information at www.stanleyparkecology.ca. 10 AM – 12 PM. Stanley Park. Free!

FREE KIDS MOVIE ON THE BEACH
Um lol this is like all my favourite things. Well, not all, but it’s the kind of thing that really appeals to me. Check out Cars 2 and Puss In Boots for free! Admittedly not my favourite kids movies, but still probably fun. 5:30 PM/7:45 PM. 6Pack Indoor Beach Centre (115–13180 Mitchell Rd. Richmond). Free!

SUNDAY APRIL 1

JJ’S MOM’S BIRTHDAY
From JJ: Not an April Fool's joke! My mom is the coolest lady ever, so let's all do her favourite things on this day! Paint watercolours of flowers, watch True Blood, and eat Chile Relenos! Love you mom. To another 61 years!

APRIL FOOL’S DAY
Prank idea: putting saran wrap on someone’s toilet. Prank idea: calling someone and pretending to be someone else. Prank idea: exploding golf balls!!! Prank idea: whoopie cushions everywhere. Prank idea: putting food colouring in all the juice so all the juice is a weird colour. HAPPY APRIL FOOL’S DAY! HAPPY PRANKING!

MY BIRTHDAY EVE
I don’t wanna take away from JJ’s mom’s birthday, but my birthday is tomorrow!!! Forever 21 y u lie? It’s not true at all; I’m literally turning 22 tomorrow. If anyone wants to party with me on this day, I’m probably going to want to party. At the stroke of midnight, I’ll probably start screaming and yelling


//Celina Kurz, copy editor

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