RAKING LEAVES
Quit whining. You'll be wishing for leaves when you're shovelin' snow, you wimp.THAT NEW HARRY POTTER MOVIE
I heard they forgot the second half of the book.
CHRISTMAS BREAK
Overrated.
MY NEW CAT TATTOO
100 per cent more badass than your skull tattoo. Try me.
“BUT THEY HAD GOO GOO DOLLS AT THEIR WEDDING!”
Avril Lavigne divorce rocks Courier office
THE OLYMPICS
Remember that? Everyone loved 'em!
REFERENCING BIBLE VERSES
Kinda like referencing that cover story you read in 24
THE BEATLES ON ITUNES
Sadly lost the race to “The Beatles on Bittorrent”
POPPED COLLARS
No.
JOE'S APARTMENT ON GRANVILLE
Since when is it customary to name clubs after Jerry O'Connell movies?