AVATAR
Can’t wait for the porno
JOGGING THROUGH WOODED AREAS AFTER DARK
Keeps Cold Case Files on the air
MEGAN FOX ONLY HAS SEX WHEN IN LOVE
You aren’t Megan Fox, let’s have sex
CHAPSTICK
Don’t use as lube
TOOTHPASTE
Don’t use as lube
MY CHAPSTICK AND TOOTHPASTE
Don’t use for mouth
CANADA WINS GOLD!
800 dead in Chilean Quake
MARCO WRITES HOT CHART
Everyone offended!