NASA BOMBS THE MOON
he had it coming
MAPSTURBATION
the act of pleasuring oneself whilst studying geography
WARNER BROS.
a bunch of shmucks
CHILDREN
the worst people on earth
JOKES MY DAD MAkES
unpublishable
LADY GAGA’S MY LITTLE PONY
i hate that i didn’t make that up
OBAMA WINS PEACE PRIZE
gandhi wins superbowl