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MALE SEEKS CAREER IN BABYSITTING: Experienced in all aspects of job, have many
children of my own. If you have cable TV and ESPN will consider working for
cheap or free. Excellent cook (pizza, burgers, hot pockets, Budweiser, pizza).
Single mothers are encouraged to send head shots. (Bob_Fillinger6969@hotmail.com)
FOR
SALE OR TRADE: Annoying magic wardrobe. Every time I try and pull out a jacket
from this damn thing it sends me to another world with talking lions and
cold-hearted ice queens. Looking for non-magic dresser or abundance of clothes
hangers which are not possessed.
MALE4FEMALE:
Level 39 Dungeon Master seeks sexy Dungeon Mistress or Dragon Princess.
Interests: LARPING, Mountain Dew, Bathory, and model painting. Will only review
applicants from gamers with a level 25 rating and above.
FOR
SALE treadmill $500, good condition, barely used, Call Jabba
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