SASQUATCH
LINEUP ANNOUNCED
2003
called…
NIN
JIOM COUGH SYRUP
Taste
of honey rather than taste of Buckley’s asshole
OUR
PANAGO DELIVERY DRIVER
Smiles
for miles
THE
MASK
Still
lol
GWEN
STEFANI
She’s
Asian quite well
THAT
NEW MADONNA VIDEO
She
really did the Super Bowl. THE WHOLE THING
COLD
SORES
For
days when you’re not feeling quite repulsive enough
“BAGGAGE”
ON THE GAME SHOW NETWORK WEBSITE
Apologies
to your time management
GEOCITIES
Or:
The Flintstones meets
The Jetsons
SNUG
AS A BUG IN A RUG
No
longer comforting
//JJ Brewis, art director
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