MADONNA AT THE SUPER BOWL
With pipes bigger than anyone in the NFL
NICKELBACK AT THE SUPERBOWL
I want my quarter back
LIP TATTOOS
A literal kiss of pain
ANGELINA JOLIE
Or: goth Kate Gosselin
TIM HORTONS LARGE COFFEE
Savour the criminally disgusting taste
MISO SOUP
Salt enema
CINEPLEX PRE SHOW
Like '24 Hours' for the big screen
VINCE VAUGHN
Not even alliteration can save him
GIRL GUIDE COOKIES PRICE GOES UP
Still getting
CLUBBING
Accurate
//JJ Brewis, art director