VITAMIN WATER
Essentially drinking 50 Cent’s jizz
JURASSIC PARK 3
Easily the best in the series
VENUS
In the top five worst planets
CHARLES BARKLEY
Actually a giant idiot
CALLER ID BLOCKER
Every call is a surprise party
PEOPLE WHO LIKE BLINK 182
Pedophiles
NEWTON’S FIRST LAW OF MOTION
Yeah, I liked his early stuff
STEAMPUNK
A sub-genre of virginity
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