The Cap Courier Hot Chart

VITAMIN WATER
Essentially drinking 50 Cent’s jizz

JURASSIC PARK 3
Easily the best in the series

VENUS
In the top five worst planets

CHARLES BARKLEY
Actually a giant idiot

CALLER ID BLOCKER
Every call is a surprise party

PEOPLE WHO LIKE BLINK 182
Pedophiles

NEWTON’S FIRST LAW OF MOTION
Yeah, I liked his early stuff

STEAMPUNK
A sub-genre of virginity

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